Bill’s Office – part 3
he deal between Microsoft and Yahoo! is perfect. While a Yahoo! for the big losers, others see the again offers Microsoft’s as a last Verzweiflungstat against the search engine leader Google stand to the set.
Our series of bills is indeed already a while ago Office part 1 and part 2, the recent events have prompted us to revive the series with new cast again. We are located in the former Office of Bill Gates…
(Steve Ballmer comes into the room, Sergey Brin and Carol Bartz already sitting at the table)
S. Ballmer: 75% and a penny! These are almost 20% more than we originally agreed.
(Carol Bartz proposes superimposed the legs and shakes his head)
S. Ballmer: Why for God’s sake has Jerry cleared his chair? Had even no idea, but you could do business with him…
(Sergey Brin tired looking out the window)
S. Ballmer: say about you because what?
S. Brin: I no matter…
(Steve Ballmer wrathful runs through space)
S. Ballmer: We need to personalize minimum 25% market share to bing results accordingly. 80% and the complete business?
(Carol Bartz looks at Sergey Brin questioningly)
C. Bartz: What would say Jerry?
S. Brin: I no matter…
(Steve Ballmer tussles hair)
S. Ballmer: I’m at the end! Windows will be here soon it thanks to our gelangweiltem Lord in the Grabbelkiste and Madame pulls out my last shirt.
(Carol Bartz beats apart the legs)
C. Bartz: That ´s life, baby…
S. Ballmer: That’s bullshit! 85%, the complete business and my country house in Spain. My last offer.
(Carol Bartz looks at Sergey Brin questioningly)
C. Bartz: Should I?
S. Brin: I no matter…
(Carol Bartz looks at Steve Ballmer infuriating)
C. Bartz: Come with you?
S. Ballmer: From me I come with even!
C. Bartz: 88%!
(Steve Ballmer breaks out in tears)
S. Ballmer: Well also 88%…
C. Bartz: Agreed.
(S. Ballmer rises, clenches fist and rears in Sergey Brin)
S. Ballmer: Yeeessss, got to you!
(Sergey Brin tired looking out the window)
S. Brin: Wave…
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